poison-art:

art trade w/ megabeartic!! he did some expressions for yuuko’s sprites (theyre SO GOOD) while i lost my pen so here’s cory in return! 

♥ 8 — 54 minutes ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via poisonskin (source)
❝ Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee. ❞

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

♥ 15895 — 1 hour ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via vorpalplatypus (source)

sjsindu:

1. Disney, take note. Female characters don’t always have to be pretty.

2. Even if Korrasami will never happen in canon, they’re giving us plenty to work with without going into the realm of queer baiting.

3. I never expected they’d let a female character go bald and have tattoos. Bravo. Bra fucking vo. Also: so Aang.

♥ 5224 — 3 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via takelunatothemoon (source)

In class drawings.
Mostly HG, some hofo.
luccamajere's Ross
shizukadoumeki's Zumi
theorangecoco's Kim
poisonskin's Yuuko
NO REFS SO IM SORRY

EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SKETCH BLOG BUT ITS TOO MANY TO FUCKING TRY TO MOVE IT RIP ME

♥ 10 — 3 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014
♥ 118438 — 4 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via mokia (source)

I am a princess

♥ 79762 — 5 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via alberloze (source)

beranyth:

Varric the storyteller cooking up all sorts of romantic nonsense to keep his fake girlfriend story spinning

The more people question him the more he has to make up, but he’s an expert at this.  How many times has he seen listeners get all starry-eyed when he cooks up some star-crossed lover subplot, or adds a side of adorable sweethearts to his “histories”?  He knows they’ll believe him just as easily here, especially since they expect it of him.  There’s always been that temptation to tell people what they want to hear.

He can get anyone to believe any tall tale—why hold back when it will keep away unwanted prying?

♥ 39 — 5 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via arrowacevarric (source)
♥ 47464 — 6 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via cannibalisticsloth (source)
gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

♥ 21809 — 14 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via tyleroakley (source)
#same  
darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

♥ 38894 — 15 hours ago on 02 Sep 2014 — via oschonthewanderer (source)